I’d love to write here that this blog isn’t about politics but I’d probably be lying so let me get to this next piece. It is quiet funny…along the lines of…it is so much better to laugh than to cry.
I’d like to start off by saying that Amira Hass is an idiot – she’s also a journalist for Haaretz, which makes her a dangerous idiot. Here is her latest article – with some commentary because I can’t resist. Look at the headlines – and then look at the picture!
Unbelievable force? Wouldn’t it be smart to put a picture of this “force”…no wait, “unbelievable force” no less. And what did they do? Let’s see…
Okay, so she has now described how many soldiers were sent out to the operation. No, they weren’t all involved in arresting the “activists” – they were support for the operation. Given the extreme violence with which the soldiers were met last year, this would appear to be a wise and logical way to meet an unknown “force” on the yacht. No, I can’t call it a flotilla. A flotilla indicates more than one small yacht. So, Amira Hass accuses Israel of using “unbelievable force” not for any action, but for the preparation they took to ensure the safety of its soldiers. Clearly, as Amira Hass has proven so many times in the past, the safety of our soldiers is about as low on her priority list as it could get…somewhere below saving cockroaches, probably.
Wow – what violence – they asked a question. They probably identified themselves as the Israeli navy and then asked “What is your destination?” I’m surprised she didn’t qualify her post with an adjective by calling it a “barbaric” or “threatening” question.
Int his one line, Amira Hass is accurate – this was no joke. Her line about “all sorts of weapons” reminds me of that LATMA skit on the flotilla with the great lines from last year. The activist claims to have been attacked by a “massive” gun.
He is asked “What type of gun was it?” and then admits, “It was…a paintball gun…but a massive one.” All sorts of weapons? Is that the best she could come up with? Obviously, it is. Note how relaxed the activists are…that they can make jokes.
It’s also nice to see that Amira Hass wasn’t the only idiot on board – clearly Dror Feiler wasn’t graced with too many brains either, “stop pointing your guns at us” – does he really think that’s enough to get a trained soldier to lower his weapon when facing the possibility of an attack? I can see it now – new Hamas training – if you confront a soldier, tell him to lower his weapon and tell him you aren’t armed. Where do these people stow their brains?
Well, wow – so the violent confrontation involved a soldier daring to offer assistance to someone? “Hold my hand?” Ah, she is insulted that they took pictures and documented their humanitarian actions. Again, given the absurd claims that the soldiers started the violence last year, does she really think Israel was stupid enough to not take pictures?
And there it is. The end of the story. “People were taken to their luggage” – barbarians!
Someone asked them if they were okay, if they were in pain. Checked their pulses and gave them fruit and water. And then “that was the extent of their medical exam”? Did she want the Israeli army to bring in X-ray equipment? What “medical exams” has Gilad had over the last five years?
Note what is missing in this story – no one was beaten; no one was injured; no one was searched or harassed. They weren’t allowed to see their lawyers? Were they charged with anything? What lawyers did they need to see? And is Amira Hass so ignorant of Israeli law that she does not know the police/army is allowed to detain prisoners/suspects for a minimum period of time before they must, by law, give them access to a lawyer?
I really don’t think a few hours qualifies – and again, when in the last 5 years was Gilad Shalit allowed access to a lawyer?
If this is the extent of Amira Hass’ journalism, the woman should be fired. She should also be awarded Idiot of the Year – perhaps even Imbecile.
Soldier giving “flotilla” fool fruit – how barbaric!